I can’t wait until September —it won’t be virgin anymore!!
happy 21st bday baby boy! i love you!
Whatever, (b)
- boyfriend: Yay, just bought drinks with my parents. Hold on, let me put you on speaker. Say hi to my parents.
- me: Hi!
- boyfriend's mom: You want a drink?!
- me: SUUUUURE!
- boyfriend's mom: Yeah right! You wish!!!
- boyfriend's dad: You're almost 21.
buy me a drink. now.
kinda grumpy tonight. sleeping it off. i only learned from the best. oh well…….
Mustache.
May the 4th be with you.
This quarter…
will NOT kick my ass. Paper and pen ready, bitches! A paper due Monday morning for health, stats quiz Monday night. Over 300 pages to read before Tuesday for medical anthropology (which we probably won’t even go over), and on top of that, we get to learn about sex, sex, and more sex in my sex info class. Not going to lie, I kind of like this quarter.
You. Make. No. Sense.
Parents want to know your plans. You tell them. And when it’s something they don’t want to hear they change their mind and say, “NO”
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